Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on zip somewhere! Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing." Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so... Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Connection away! Go to the FAQ's, Go Direct to the FAQ's. Do not pass GO. Do not collect £200! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear! Answers: £1, Short: £5, Correct: £25, dumb looks are still free. Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! I know a good tagline when I steal one. This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me £30 We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it! A feature is a bug with seniority. ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand! Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long Documentation - The worst part of programming. Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins! RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting. New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) Ho, hum. Press any key to start formatting the hard disk. General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h. Shell to DOS...come in, DOS...do you read...over? He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!! I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y." But I thought YOU did the backups... I love it when a plan comes together! Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy? Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that. Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter much since nobody listens. #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person! Never return a kindness---pass it on! Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper. I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem. "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse. Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke coming from? Keyboard not connected, press F13 to continue I must be a sex object. I say Sex? She objects. FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing... One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay Illiterate? Write for free help. Hell ain't a bad place, Hell is from here to Eternity My other computer is even slower. If you can't be good, be careful Realy get stoned, drink wet cement. Reality.Sys corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)? OS/2? What's that? Half of an Operating System? Vervelend ... dat ie het niet doet drukt u eens op ALT CTRL DEL... No, I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, peasant? "How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg. You never finish a program, you just stop working on it. Ifyoucanreadthisyouspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines. Discoveries are made by not following instructions. The Borg assimilated my cat...He doesn't act any differently. This tagline will spread out the Aquarion-virus JESUS SAVES, passes to Moses, he shoots. It's good! He scores! Null modems were created when God got no handshake. What's so great about humans anyway? A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt! "Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything." - Charlie Brown Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers! I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won. --------------Police Tagline---Do Not Cross-------------- And, the driver compresses EVERYTHING, just not EXE & COM. You can call me "All", but I like "Al" better Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first? Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS. I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem! DEL *.* does WHAT? Anything worth doing, is worth getting someone else to do. Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue... I want everything; do you have it?? Everything in time is birth to some and death to others. UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. My poor mouse only has one ball. The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting! I know my mind. And it's around here someplace. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and people like me. The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem. Don't eat yellow snow! The electric chair choice: Regular or Extra Crispy The most expensive component always breaks first. Mouse not found. Driver not installed. Click to continue. One person's error is another person's data. Any of you seen a modem carrier around here? I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked. H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? Don't just stand there...KNEEL!! Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows! Wat er ook gebeurt, doe steeds alsof het de bedoeling was..... Windows 95.....96....97...98..99...Klaar Friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system. BBS: a method to triple your phone bill. If you can count your money you don't have a billion dollars. The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet. Windows would look better with curtains. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!! .....Yomanda verliest het van mijn Higscreen! [*]^[*] Who needs a virus when we've got OS/2...? DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse. As easy as 1, 2, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841 It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's GOD! bad Command Or File Name !!! Go Stand In The Corner... I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk. There's a reason why there's no "OS" in Windows... Intergalactic interference dropped my carrier. How can you be so deaf with ears like that? - McCoy Got kleptomania? Take something for it! WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes. 911...... Press 1 if your house is on fire..... Press 2 if..... Windows isn't a virus... Viruses do something... All that matters is great pizza! Danger! It's me! Danger! Off-topic messages! Danger! Stolen tagline recovered! Thieves still at large. We will get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God Get in touch with normal people. Leave us alone. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Fatal mouse error. (B)ury or (R)eplace? insert FLIPPO in drive A: and press any key! This taglines has OLE capabilities: double click here [X] Sniff, Sniff... Do I smell smoke??? I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party. Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans. Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken. Silence: Vangelis unplugged Is this thing on? Ik heb net een Apple aan een ei verkocht..... Time flies when you are having mail. *NO CARRIER* -- A Naval Aviator's worst nightmare! Ik ben lid van de verenging tot integratie van homosexuele aardbeien. Is er ook een afkickcentrum voor mailjunks? WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused. Niemand krijgt geld van mijn, tenminste niet gemakkelijk Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa? "Moet ik de floppys inpakken?" - Nee,Dank U, 'k eet ze gelijk op... Wie een modem heeft, heeft slechts nog on-line vrienden... Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery. Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Out of Paper...Exit Toilet (Y/N)? Money is the root of all evil. Send $30 for more info. There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple. Nobody notices when things go right. This ship will selfdestruct in 5 minutes... Have a nice day! (Pandora) All colours will agree in the dark. Happiness is a BIG hard drive! I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY! Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. Wife to sleeping spouse: "Wake up! Who the hell is Tina!!?"
Marcel de Reuver: MS-math:486 + win95 = 286
Kazy: "Bother!", said Pooh as he pulled a tribble out of his hunny pot. "Bother!", said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill. * <--- Tribble @*@ <--- The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot. "Have you got a better idea? I'm all ears." - Ross Perot "Captain! I protest, I am NOT a merryman." - Worf 96.7% of all statistics are made up.
Roberto de Luca from Brazil mailed me these taglines:
    !!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo "Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir, I rebooted" "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Tom Jones "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition." "Tell me what you think, Captain, I'm all ears" - Spock (A)bort, (R)etry or (G)et a stick and kill it. --==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==-- 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentiun. 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd.. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm..... 4 am? Already? Oh no, not again!! 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk. 9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Apple (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. Aural Sex produces eargasms Backup aborted: Please remove disk #192 and start over. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69 C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry. Clones are people two. Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home. Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it. Don't take life so seriously. It won't last. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. Friends don't let friends use Windows. Get the facts first - you can distort them later! God is love... Love is blind... Ray Charles is God! Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere! HAL 9000: "Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!" Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny" Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a risk? Hardware (n): The part of the computer that can be kicked. He is Buy-sexual, he has to pay for it. He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear. He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again? He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!! I AM serious. And stop calling me Shirley. I am not young enough to know everything. I to±d yo±, "Never±touch ±he flo±py di±k su±face! I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm leaving my body to science fiction. I'm miserable without you, it's like having you here. I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met... I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere... I'm the best there is, but I'm not available. I'm the person your mother warned you about... I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup. If IBMs have Bugs, Do APPLES have Worms? If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 672 pages manual? If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella. If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL, LIPPER and OBOL! Invisible Systems Inc. - If you don't see, we made it! It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it. Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer Luke! Use the mouse Luke. (Obi Wan Gates) MicroSoft Windows... a virus with mouse support. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open. Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something... Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading... Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah! OS/2? I can't even do ONE thing at once. OUT TO LUNCH - If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER! Oh Lord, give me patience. But give me RIGHT NOW! Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet. RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory. Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. SMURFS X LEMMINGS = The fight of the year Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't. Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword. Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else. The Anal Intruder. Soon in a Theater BEHIND You! The best defense against logic is stupidity. There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies & statistics Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door. To all virgins: Thanks for nothing Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. User not Found. (S)mile, (L)augh, (T)hank God? Uses OS/2 Warp, DOS and Windows! And PROUD of it! We all live in an yellow subroutine We come in peace. Shoot to kill. We do what we can but it's never enough. Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers. Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow. When you kill a bug, ten more come for the funeral. Why are apartments so close together? Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN!! Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I've ever seen! Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded. System in danger. Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ... Windows Error: 003 - Operator fell asleep while waiting. Windows Error: 004 - Erroneous error. Nothing wrong. Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes Windows v47.4 - We **FINALLY** got it right!!! Windows... Just say no! Windows... just another pain in the glass ... Windows:(n.)1. Something that comes with the mouse you bought. Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell. Windows:(n.)3. The solution to a problem that didn't exist before Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor. Work is for those who have nothing better to do. You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories. Your statement fully describes the situation partially. thistaglineproducedbypkzip.
The following two lines were send to me by Nathalie from Brazil: To be a teenager is: throw yourself of a cliff and after dead know that to fly is for the birds! Everything inspires. But one things more than others.