Famous Last Words #1: "The Dragon Lance Saga stinks!"
Famous Last Words #2: "So I slept with the waiter so what?"
Famous Last Words #3: "Perfectly safe."
Famous Last Words #4: "I only had a couple beers."
Famous Last Words #5: "I found the traaaaaaaaap...."
Famous Last Words #6: "I shall assume full responsibility for losing them."
Famous Last Words #7: "Hurricanes aren't very dangerous."
Famous Last Words #8: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #9: "Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Famous Last Words #10: "Lets goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words #11: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #12: "...and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #13: "Boy, Romulan, are you ugly! #$^ NO CARRIER"
Famous Last Words #14: "I have NO change! Buzz off freak"
Famous Last Words #15: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Famous Last Words #17: "What's this red button do?"
Famous Last Words #18: "Do you mind if I come inside, Mr. Dahmer?"
Famous Last Words #19: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>"
Famous Last Words #20: "Aim for the Head"
Famous Last Words #21: "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #22: "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #23: "You'll sic an army of swans on me? HAHAHAHA..."
Famous Last Words #24: "Trust me, I'm an expert."
Famous Last Words #25: "I drank WHAT?"
Famous Last Words #26: "I'm INVINCIBLE!"
Famous Last Words #27: "Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls"
Famous Last Words #28: "I don't need no stinking seat belts!"
Famous Last Words #29: "Nothing can penetrate this armor."
Famous Last Words #30: "Have I ever let you down before?"
Famous Last Words #31: "No need losing one's head over it M. Antoinette"
Famous Last Words #32: "That sounded like dragon wings"
Famous Last Words #33: "Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts."
Famous Last Words #34: "Trust me!"
Famous Last Words #35: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
Famous Last Words #36: "Hey there turtle headed Klingon dude!"
Famous Last Words #37: "I lit the emergency candle. Why's it hissing?"
Famous Last Words #38: "Trust me, you don't need this file."
Famous Last Words #39: "It's not loaded."
Famous Last Words #40: "Oops?!? Whaddya mean Oops?!?"
Famous Last Words #41: "I ain't afraid of no fractals!"
Famous Last Words #42: "Let's win this one and go home Custer"
Famous Last Words #43: "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Famous Last Words #44: "...Hey! That gun doesn't scare me!"
Famous Last Words #45: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #46: "Worf, you MUST be a wimp."
Famous Last Words #47: "Your mother wears army boots."
Famous Last Words #48: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat"
Famous Last Words #49: "No hidden cameras in this store."
Famous Last Words #50: "I find this whole thing shocking. --T. Bundy."
Famous Last Words #51: "It's perfectly safe. Let me sho"
Famous Last Words #52: "Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp.."
Famous Last Words #53: "Trust me, I KNOW what I'm doing. <snicker snicker>"
Famous Last Words #54: "Go ahead--I dare you!"
Famous Last Words #55: "I know Karate, and several other Japanese words."
Famous Last Words #56: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves"
Famous Last Words #57: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #58: "no. Bye-bye!"
Famous Last Words #59: "I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake"
Famous Last Words #60: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #61: "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #62: "Trolls wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #63: "Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up."
Famous Last Words #64: "I never heard of a sword of party member slaying."
Famous Last Words #65: "Who let Tom drive?"
Famous Last Words #66: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest"
Famous Last Words #67: "This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!"
Famous Last Words #68: "I have two tickets on the Titantic."
Famous Last Words #69: "Let's go to the Bookstore. --JFK."
Famous Last Words #70: "Honey, These biscuits suck!"
Famous Last Words #71: "I read a book on magic--what could go wrong?"
Famous Last Words #72: "I've read two books on magicwhat could go wrong?"
Famous Last Words #73: "No Lock can Hold Me. H. Houdini"
Famous Last Words #74: "what does this self-destruct button do?"
Famous Last Words #75: "Beholder--beschmolder... Let me at it!"
Famous Last Words #76: "Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #77: "You turned the power off, right?"
Famous Last Words #78: "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #79: "No, it's NOT loaded."
Famous Last Words #80: "Honey! you got a package! its ticking!"
Famous Last Words #81: "You shouldn't have anymore problems"
Famous Last Words #82: "Heck, I could beat Eleminster ANYDAY!"
Famous Last Words #83: "We are encountering minor turbulence."
Famous Last Words #84: "I thought you had the plane tickets!"
Famous Last Words #85: "Nobody Ever DIED From This!"
Famous Last Words #86: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #87: "You don't look so tough..."
Famous Last Words #88: "That can't happen here!"
Famous Last Words #89: "Stand back you wimps *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #90: "Where'd that arrow come from?"
Famous Last Words #91: "I hate it when that happens."
Famous Last Words #92: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
Famous Last Words #93: "I always wanted to be a hero Darkwood"
Famous Last Words #94: "This is a test message."
Famous Last Words #95: "Damn, Tiamat you're one UGLY dragon"
Famous Last Words #96: "Hey, Ctulhu! Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #97: "Q, you can't kill ME!"
Famous Last Words #98: "Make me! I dare you..."
Famous Last Words #99: "Money!"
Famous Last Words #100: "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #101: "This is the stupidest thing I have ever done..."
Famous Last Words #102: "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words #103: "This bunker can withstand a OH SH%*@$)(@"
Famous Last Words #104: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
Famous Last Words #105: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Famous Last Words #106: "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words #107: "Kids, don't try this at home!"
Famous Last Words #108: "This should be easy!"
Famous Last Words #109: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #110: "I NEVER need to use a condom."
Famous Last Words #111: "No one ever died from it"
Famous Last Words #112: "What, me worry...?"
Famous Last Words #113: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces"
Famous Last Words #114: "I think the dragon's asleep"
Famous Last Words #115: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words #116: "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #117: "Hey you! Dotty Warner!"
Famous Last Words #118: "and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #119: "Yes, I know how to delete files."
Famous Last Words #120: "Uh ..."
Famous Last Words #121: "Damn it, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #122: "Yeah, right!"
Famous Last Words #123: "This is the safe way to do it......."
Famous Last Words #124: "Dont Push that but......"
Famous Last Words #125: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #126: "Don't worry it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #127: "Naw it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #128: "Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix."
Famous Last Words #129: "Trust me, I *know* what I'm doing."
Famous Last Words #130: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #131: "Hey! What can possibly go wrong?"
Famous Last Words #132: "I think it's dead"
Famous Last Words #133: "No, I don't wear a seat belt."
Famous Last Words #134: "I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket"
Famous Last Words #135: "Never."
Famous Last Words #136: "We won't die. The DM won't let us."
Famous Last Words #137: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words #138: "Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!"
Famous Last Words #139: "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Famous Last Words #140: "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words #141: "Try it, you'll like it."
Famous Last Words #142: "C'mon! We're a team!"
Famous Last Words #143: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #144: "I was supposed to bring the ammo?'"
Famous Last Words #145: "I wonder how much this car will do?"
Famous Last Words #146: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
Famous Last Words #147: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #148: "I think I disarmed it -Darkwood"
Famous Last Words #149: "NO! You may not have another cookie."
Famous Last Words #150: "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean, would he?"
Famous Last Words #151: "Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys."
Famous Last Words #152: "Naw it's just sleeping"
Famous Last Words #153: "Yes."
Famous Last Words #154: "I hope OSHA doesn't find out about this..."
Famous Last Words #155: "Lolth, Schmolth get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #156: "Undoubtedly."
Famous Last Words #157: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #158: "Oooops"
Famous Last Words #159: "The GM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #160: "I'm not afraid..."
Famous Last Words #161: "What does THIS button do?"
Famous Last Words #162: "Yes, cut the red wire! I'm sure that's right!"
Famous Last Words #163: "Oh, we won't die. The DM won't let us."
Famous Last Words #164: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.."
Famous Last Words #165: "Lightning can't hit us at this dist..."
Famous Last Words #166: "Trust me! I'm a consultant."
Famous Last Words #167: "Did he say FORD or FORE?"
Famous Last Words #168: "Hiyah, Captain BALDY!"
Famous Last Words #169: "I never fall off."
Famous Last Words #170: "Does a three save against death magic?"
Famous Last Words #171: "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Famous Last Words #172: "I don't see any archers..."
Famous Last Words #173: "Father Abbot there are some Vikings to see you."
Famous Last Words #174: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #175: "What kind of stupid god are you anyway?"
Famous Last Words #176: "Absolutely."
Famous Last Words #177: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #178: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #179: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #180: "I feel lucky. Let me roll for initiative!"
Famous Last Words #181: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
Famous Last Words #182: "OK."
Famous Last Words #183: "Did I Really ....?"
Famous Last Words #184: "Cool! Demon tracks! Let's follow 'em!"
Famous Last Words #185: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #186: "Oops!"
Famous Last Words #187: "You don't want that last french fry, do you?"
Famous Last Words #188: "We ain't comin' out."
Famous Last Words #189: "What happens if you touch these two wires toge"
Famous Last Words #190: "Certainly."
Famous Last Words #191: "I'm just going into the card shop to look..."
Famous Last Words #192: "Don't worry...I've taken this drug a thousand times..."
Famous Last Words #193: "They couldn't hit a barn at this distance."
Famous Last Words #194: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #195: "That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator"
Famous Last Words #196: "This area has already been swept for land mines..."
Famous Last Words #197: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #198: "Maybe I'll just dabble in Enochian"
Famous Last Words #199: "Get of the ship now!"
Famous Last Words #200: "... Why's the DM smiling?"
Famous Last Words #201: "Aw isn't that the cutest little Snarf Beast?"
Famous Last Words #202: "Hey, baby, whats your sign?"
Famous Last Words #203: "It'll never happen in America."
Famous Last Words #204: "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean!"
Famous Last Words #205: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
Famous Last Words #206: "Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh."
Famous Last Words #207: "One skeleton? No problem"
Famous Last Words #208: "Oops!"
Famous Last Words #209: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words #210: "Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER"
Famous Last Words #211: "Have you ever seen a Great White do this before...?"
Famous Last Words #212: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #213: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #214: "Backups? My Harddrive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words #215: "Indians? I don't see any Indians! --Custer."
Famous Last Words #216: "We killed the last of the Bugbears"
Famous Last Words #217: "Who's the chick with the spiders?"
Famous Last Words #218: "Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!"
Famous Last Words #219: "I do."
Famous Last Words #220: "Geez you guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #221: "I hit the Fire Elemental with my wood staff."
Famous Last Words #222: "Mafiaso...?"
Famous Last Words #223: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #224: "Uh-huh. You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #225: "Hey! This pit really is bottomless!"
Famous Last Words #226: "That thief is stupid to want to kill me Darkwood"
Famous Last Words #227: "C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!"
Famous Last Words #228: "We're encountering minor turbulence"
Famous Last Words #229: "Well, I think that's the last of them"
Famous Last Words #230: "Why bother checking for traps?"
Famous Last Words #231: "Hic! I'm sober as a jug."
Famous Last Words #232: "Honey, these biscuits are tough..."
Famous Last Words #233: "What does format C drive mean?"
Famous Last Words #234: "I snap the staff in two..."
Famous Last Words #235: "Hey, Dragon got a light?"
Famous Last Words #236: "HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!"
Famous Last Words #237: "Always."
Famous Last Words #238: "... Oh Shit."
Famous Last Words #239: "Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words #240: "I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP>"
Famous Last Words #241: "OK, I snap the staff in two and...."
Famous Last Words #242: "Then we just clip this little wire here"
Famous Last Words #243: "I drank what? --Socrates."
Famous Last Words #244: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
Famous Last Words #245: "Is that a gun Yoko? --John Lennon."
Famous Last Words #246: "Try it, coppers!"
Famous Last Words #247: "What's this button marked 'eject right' do?"
Famous Last Words #248: "It's not poisonous"
Famous Last Words #249: "You're a sorry excuse for a Mistress."
Famous Last Words #250: "Who are those guys, anyway...?"
Famous Last Words #251: "It's fine! I did the calculations on my Pentium."
Famous Last Words #252: "Wiring a plug is *dead* easy!"
Famous Last Words #253: "You attach this bungee cord, where...?"
Famous Last Words #254: "Are you REALLY a Borg?"
Famous Last Words #255: "This is a test of the Emergency Warning Broadcast System..."
Famous Last Words #256: "Make sure it's not plugged in."
Famous Last Words #257: "Look at all the Indians. --Gen. Cus"
Famous Last Words #258: "We aren't lost!"
Famous Last Words #259: "Why's the DM smiling?"
Famous Last Words #260: "You Cardassians are a bunch of weenies!"
Famous Last Words #261: "Forget Demigorgon I want that gold..."
Famous Last Words #262: "Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds."
Famous Last Words #263: "Forget picking the lock. Just kick the door down."
Famous Last Words #264: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #265: "I am immortal!"
Famous Last Words #266: "It's only a scratch....."
Famous Last Words #267: "Nuclear shells DON'T explode when dropped."
Famous Last Words #268: "Oh, don't be so paranoid..."
Famous Last Words #269: "We're not too high up"
Famous Last Words #270: "Guinan, make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster."
Famous Last Words #271: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #272: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #273: "So what good is a ring of Chthulhu control?"
Famous Last Words #274: "Let's not worry about that now..."
Famous Last Words #275: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #276: "Here, let me show you."
Famous Last Words #277: "I wait until I can see its eyes Kerag"
Famous Last Words #278: "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
Famous Last Words #279: "Don't worry, it's safe."
Famous Last Words #280: "My sword said WHAT???"
Famous Last Words #281: "Don?..That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #282: "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #283: "What's that green stuff drippin' from the"
Famous Last Words #284: "Oh man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!"
Famous Last Words #285: "You and *WHAT* army?!?"
Famous Last Words #286: "I know exactly what I'm doing!"
Famous Last Words #287: "WHAT guard?"